

I thought this alone was a cool feature because I never knew the exact amount of playlists, tracks, or hours my Spotify consists of. The website tells you how many playlists you have (I have 73?!), how many tracks you have in these playlists, and the number of hours and minutes across all of your playlists. You’ll also be provided with a single sentence to describe your overall essence, and I can safely say I’ve never read something that made me feel more personally attacked than what I was hit with.None of the other websites do what this one does! When you reach the end, you’ll be provided with the name of the unique genre that defines your Spotify (mine was described as “Dad Rock Trap House,” which is disturbingly spot-on).

For example, my go-to rotation primarily consists of yacht rock and people rapping about selling cocaine, which led to me being docked points for admitting I listen to Kenny Loggins unironically and getting labeled “another Pusha T stan.” The final tally is partially based on how you answer the various questions that are posed based on what you tend to gravitate to. The website claims it’s able to objectively assess how refined your taste is by taking a look at your listening patterns and analyzing your preferences before providing you with a score by consulting ratings and reviews from authoritative musical critics and sources-while roasting the absolute shit out of you in the process. It seems like a forgone conclusion the people who are currently working diligently to push the limits of artificial intelligence will be responsible for the eventual downfall of humanity, but thankfully, there are some brilliant minds who are using it for good instead of evil-specifically Mike Lacher and Matt Daniels, the duo behind “How Bad Is Your Spotify?”
